The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.

(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

Hailsham community college by shardass July 9, 2021

Hailsham community college

It is a shit school found in hailsham; you will find shit teachers, a bender of a head teacher, a senior member of staff who looks like a retarded turtle and the year 8's are dyslexic. One particular year 8 is such a stupid spastic he makes an urban dictionary page and spells especially like 'exspecilly' this shows how much the teachers and probably his parents are fucking up.

Person 1: I don't want my child to be a bellend
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then

Hailsham community college by Giraffebloke69 July 26, 2015

Hailsham Community College

A school that is shit, Mrs Cowsarse is a bitch. Big up Big Phil. Lots of slags and sluts with a mix of players. The school is located in Chav Town

Hailsham Community College is so crap and it stinks like pumtang

Hailsham Community College by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019

Hailsham Community College

Such a shitty school in Chav Town, the principal is Big Phil and the Shitty deputy is Mrs Cowsarse. We are made to carry 5000 tons of shit school work every day. This school is full of slags,sweats and play boys. This is the worst school

A girl at Hailsham Community College is considered a slut

Hailsham Community College by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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