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One who purchases the most expensive, (not necessarily the best), gear, vehicle, clothing, etc., without the will or skill to use it. The purchase is made in an attempt to appear "cool" or to regain one's lost youth.
"Shannon's dad has a 911 Turbo, a Ducati, and a KTM that he never uses. What a gyroped!"
by Muiz the mighty migrant November 13, 2005
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