gyroped 

One who purchases the most expensive, (not necessarily the best), gear, vehicle, clothing, etc., without the will or skill to use it. The purchase is made in an attempt to appear "cool" or to regain one's lost youth.

"Shannon's dad has a 911 Turbo, a Ducati, and a KTM that he never uses. What a gyroped!"

gyroped by Muiz the mighty migrant November 14, 2005

Groped 

To be felt on your private parts, i.e pussy, dick, boobs, butt, etc.

Donald Trump groped the young girl on the train

Groped by Robes and ropes September 4, 2018

Gropedysite 

A place in any home or public place where the action of groping occurs.

She wanted me to grope her last night so we went into the gropedysite

Gropedysite by Steve Mullan February 21, 2009

groped into it 

When a female caresses a male's penis in order to get her way.

Male 1: Dude, I thought we were going to chill today
Male 2: I know man but Brittany wanted me to go shopping with her and I was groped into it

groped into it by manipulative September 11, 2011

groped 

Sticking your finger up someone's ass while they are still fully clothed

Lucy groped Luke in public

groped by XfarttyX March 18, 2014

gyropedokidnapper 

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

gyropedokidnapper by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019