gunt punch 

Swift punch in the flabby area between a womans gut and cunt.

After Cody gave Jamie a cream pie he gave her a gunt punch.

gunt punch by Newoikkin July 26, 2004

Gunt Punch 

Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.

It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.

I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.

Gunt Punch by PigFace January 1, 2009

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch 

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"

Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch by Camphophenique July 27, 2011

guttpunch 

A bully threat.A punch to the gut unless the demands of a bully are met.

Get outta my seat or I'll guttpunch you!

guttpunch by Anti-gutt December 21, 2010

Gunpunch 

When you punch someone in the face with the tip of your gun and shoot them in the face as you punch them.

This dude pissed me off, so I gunpunched him and killed him in front of his family.

Gunpunch by dudeman86 October 30, 2010

The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"

I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!

The Arizona GutPunch by MAXDOZER July 24, 2023