Gullifuz

Crotch lint or butt fuzz.

This word was originally found through text messaging a restaurant name (Gullifty's Restaurant). The phone suggested "gullifuz," which isn't a word at all - until now. WTF?

That bitch left mad gullifuz on my bathroom floor.

Gullifuz by SteveChab January 10, 2008

gullifuz

Crotch lint. Lint occuring in crotch region.

Alyssa had a hard time cleaning out her gullifuz last night.

gullifuz by Winston500 January 10, 2008

Gullifud 

Name given to a person who consistently posts articles and warnings on social media that are clearly hoaxes or bullshit, when it would only take them 2 minutes to check the veracity on google. An amalgamation of the words 'gullible'and 'fud' (Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish)

'Oi Gary ya gullifud. Will you stop posting crap about instant noodles being coated in wax on facebook please?'

Gullifud by Steven W Palmer February 23, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012