guitar in the head 

<i>v.prep</i> To have a guitar whether be acustical or electric lead or bass smashed about the head.

<i>noun</i> A severe symptom caused by a sinus infection (cold) Usually death can occur if a blow to the head is administered during this ailment.

Our great Uncle Sam died an early age from guitar in the head after a street brawl over some whore.

guitar in the head by thaibu July 9, 2010