The phrase; 'guilty as charged', is used when admitting to something done whilst inebriated, provoked by the use of narcotics such as weed, mcat etc...
this expression comes from the word charged, the context is pretty self explanatory
"dude i don't believe you told her she was a milf to her face!"
"guilty as charged ;)"
"so you porked sophie last night?!"
"can't deny it! guilty as charged man!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.