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A place crazy people go to party every weeked. There are all sorts of shin-digs there! Hats, leather pants, kareokee machine, bed, tredmill, and guitar hero are included also! Its a place where close friends gather and head butt doors til they almost break!!Sex and drugs may play a small role in the guest house, but only a small one. It's not a place that tell your parents about, even tho parents come in and strip all the time anyway! Come join the fun!

Hot Chick 1: I wanna wear the reindeer antlers at the guest house tonight!
Hot Chick2: No, their mine!
Hot Chick 1: Fine, but I get to wear the leather pants!

guest house by klee11 February 27, 2009

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Hangin In The Guest House

Anal

Hang that phat cock in this ole’ girls guest house honey! Then you’ll be hangin in the guest house.

Hangin In The Guest House by Straight Up Ums July 11, 2025

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House Guest

Propane tanks placed in the central hallway with C-4 used to ignite it, creates a fuel air explosive – Used for bringing down a house when contact is made inside. Named by 2nd squad, 1st platoon, I Company.

The marines decided to pull out and leave a house guest after heavy resistance was met on the second floor.

House Guest by Aaron Linville March 14, 2005

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Armenian House Guest

An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.

Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.

Armenian House Guest by Jmacd May 18, 2009

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jamaician house guest

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word

"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

jamaician house guest by Gay 69 May 23, 2008

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House Guest

One leaves one's shit (or someone / something else's) in the reservoir of the toilet. The owner will smell it for some time before finding the floating crap, if ever found.

When we went to that guy's party he was a total jerk, so I left him a house guest.

House Guest by drocto September 13, 2006

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Jamaican Guesthouse

A Jamaican Guesthouse is the act of "titty fucking" a chick backwards so your asshole is rubbing her face.

"It isn't that I mind you cheated on me..But why did let him give you a Jamaican Guesthouse?"

Jamaican Guesthouse by N1kolai July 31, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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