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guest hole 

a manufactured or cosmetic orifice for non-genital sexual intercourse (in order to avoid adultery; a marital rift; adultery). it is impersonal and prim like a guest room. one needs protection to use it. ease of cleaning is important. it can be likened to a kangaroo's pouch or a pocket. one may be obtained through grafting, lasers, or a simple hot knife. do not masturbate with your guest hole as it will (and should) bring you no pleasure.
I'm happily married with children but I really want your cock, so please just put it in my guest hole.

My ass and my vagina are already taken so put it in my guest hole.

My vagina has a waiting list so please put it in my guest hole.
guest hole by Ali G. January 3, 2006

Guest Hole 

Anus. The vagina is sacred and only to be used by one's significant other. As the ass is saved for the cheating women and that's where they need to keep thier adventures outside thier primary relationship. Using protection with anyone else is also a must of course. It is thought to be offensive to have ones husband have sex with a female in the ass without protection as this is where the stray diseases may lurk due to community deposits and mishaps. Never allow anyone outside of the primary relationship use the vagina as that is just low of a person. And that person will be sent to hell for adultry. All others that have sex with the married woman must use the guest hole only. It's just common respect when respect is already broken. It's the way to have sex with no intentions of getting a divorce. Some men will give 2nd chanced eaiser knowing she reserved her vagina for him and him only!
Jack and Jim pounded Lisa in the guest hole cuz she was cheating on her husband just looking for a good time but had no intention on leaving him.
Guest Hole by Alsolex August 12, 2025

the guest hole 

The orifice on your girlfriend that your buddies get to use during a gangbang.
Hey Sheila is the guest hole clean? Ronny and Tim are coming over later tonight.
the guest hole by Calic Musk October 9, 2005

Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole 

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

guesshole 

n.
1. The area in which opinion or fact is pulled when the speaker is obviously ill informed about the issues.
verb. Guessholing
What the hell is Eddie talking about?" " I don't know...he's pulling stuff out of his guesshole.
guesshole by eddie234 December 7, 2010

guestholes 

people who not only overstay their welcome but ask for highly inconveniencing favors while doing so.
My guestholes called me at the office wanting me to pick them up and take them to the mall because they were tired of hanging out at the pool at my house all week. You'd think they could rent a car.
guestholes by YJLAW December 10, 2010