Guardmount

An extremely annoying bunch of words that the Navy tries to get you to memorize word for word. About as interesting as reading a radio manual. Purpose is to make grown men cry when they fail to shout the words accurately.

Sailor 1: Dude, do you realize we have a guardmount test tomorrow?

Sailor 2: (starts to cry) It's just so hard man!

Sailor 1: (Pats him on the shoulder) It's okay shipmate...