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grocerman 

Definition:

Wheel and Dealer in Fruit and Veg. The 'Grocerman' knows his carrots from his turnips and simply loves to spend his day stacking shelves.
Can often be seen wheeling his 'barrow through the streets shouting 'Get your veg!'

Other names:

Grosser-man
'Yo Koz, Here comes the grocerman'
grocerman by koz-man November 20, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch

grocering 

a verb describing the act of grocery shopping
Honey, we gotta stop all this impulse buying while we're out grocering this weekend.
grocering by myk4bz February 20, 2007

gooserman 

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose
The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!
gooserman by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

grocering 

pronunciation: (gro-sher-ing)
verb: to go to the grocery store
Hey where were you at?
I was grocering.
grocering by noraa leachim January 2, 2011

gooterman file 

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
gooterman file by HAGN December 14, 2009
Grocera is a Canadian start-up company that does online grocery shopping & delivery specializing in local food. They help local independent businesses, farmers, bakeries and butchers compete on a level playing field with big-name retailers using e-commerce technology to provide consumers an easy to use online ordering & delivery platform.
We get all of our groceries delivered to our door from Grocera!
grocera by canadianeaglesfan November 6, 2015
An individual who demonstrates traits that make it impossible for them not to have an underlying undiagnosed medical condition.
Did you see Toby throw that ball? My god he is a groeman.
groeman by ChipperBird May 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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