A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.
“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”
by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019
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"It's what you do when you have zero dollars"
I don't get paid until Friday, so I'll be grilled cheesing all week.
by NewSlave23 November 25, 2013
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When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day
Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!
by The REAL Merriam Webster February 25, 2022
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When you peel open your eye after a guy purposely or intentionally shoots his load and it resembles the stickiness and gooey strings of peeling open the bread of a cooked grilled cheese sandwich
Stripper: sometimes I like to be a freak in the sheets
Dale: girl you don't know what freak is!

Stripper: you're just an old pervert, Dale
Dale: You wanna know something I enjoy?
Stripper: I really don't!!!

Dale: just for fun, I like to make her a grilled cheese
by Unfed Kitten April 17, 2017
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Grilled cheese: when your hittin it from he back and your about to cum so you yell “I’m gonna CHEESE” as you pull a bottle of easy cheese out yo ass, spray it on her ass slap your dick on the cheese and make her suck it off.
I’m gonna go pull a grilled cheese in your sister, brb.
by Ohstepbro September 24, 2019
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Semen which, when ejaculated from the male erotic organ, is extremely "murky", "thick", or "chunky"; appearing to have the consistency of "Grilled Cheese."

Often used in conjunction with the words "sandwich", "party", or "adventure", it first appeared in modern literature around 325 AD during the Council of Nicaea when St. Alexander of Alexandria remarked to then Emperor, Constantine, that "Thine sinful Arians hast befouled our church in a manner which resembles the dripping of *grilled cheese* upon the forehead of a young concubine."
"That grilled cheese was Awesome."

He smothered her with copious amounts of grilled cheese.

"Your hands smell like grilled cheese.."
by Insesht September 13, 2011
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