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grewu (n.) A legal marijuana grower who wisely follows all laws governing the cultivation and manufacture of this cash crop.

A grewu is truly a guru of a movement/industry who jumped in early into the farming of legal weed in progressive states such as Colorado; these farming pioneers are posed to make a boatload of money.
The first grewu from Colorado started planting marijuana seedlings in his heated greenhouse on January 1, 2014, the day weed was officially legalized.
grewu by Bugsz December 3, 2013
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An extremely ugly person. Someone that resembles a gremlin, troll, goblin, ogre, gnome, and/or some type of hideous mythical creature.
Friend 1: Eww he's so ugly. He looks like a damn troll.
Friend 2: Yea He's got the face of a grenum.
Grenum by Mz LuShiOuZ April 20, 2009
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An Indo-Iranian, Punjabi tribe/caste of the of Jatt people; warriors and agriculturalists that are native to the Punjab region of the modern nations of Pakistan and India in South Asia. They are Muslim and Sikh in religion and of a powerful & landowning class.
Darshan Singh Grewal - Bollywood Film Director

Simi Grewal - Actress

Alexi Grewal - Olympic Athlete

Kartar Singh Sarabha Grewal - Indian Revolutionary, Freedom Fighter

Nina Grewal - Canadian Politician
Grewal by HistorianOfPunjab June 21, 2011
A Spanish language adjective used for describing a person who's hair is long, unruly or otherwise out of control. Great hilarity can be had by nicknaming a completely bald person "grenudo".
Time for you to get a haircut grenudo.
grenudo by Dan O. August 4, 2007

I grew a cabbage today 

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.
Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.
a stupid person who no one likes and really likes school (ger-ook)
you are such a greuk all you think about is school!
greuk by KiraLouise May 23, 2008

Grewster 

A gay, rotund, jewish man.

Origins of grewster are from the Tri-College Consortium, which is between Swarthmore, Haverford, and Bryn Mawr.

Grewster is an affectionate nickname for such a person.

Grewsters usually hang out in packs with other grewsters, but can often be found with the most elite intelligent population.
Wow, he is such a silly Grewster!

Xander, my friend, you know, the Grewster...

Hey, Grewster, want to go grab a bagel and lox with me for breakfast tomorrow?
Grewster by JKoch October 8, 2009