green shift 

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

green shift by Max January 23, 2009

green shift 

The phenomenon of a person becoming more attractive by dint of their wealth. Most commonly used to refer to this phenomenon in someone who is otherwise unattractive for other reasons.

"How does John always get women? He's a fatso, smells bad and treats everyone like shit!" "He throws his money around. It's just green shift."

green shift by xrelaht June 3, 2013

Greenshirt 

A legend of lacrosse in the State of Oregon. He is known as Greenshirt because of the green shirt he wears on a daily basis under his pads. He is all that is man. Everyone should bow down and pray to him whenever they step onto the field. Greenshirt can and will slay/sacrifice whomever he desires.

Greenshirt sacrificed his stick to a player from Clackamas.

Greenshirt by Greenshirt4life April 3, 2008

Greenshit 

Noun. Informally defines in many contexts Marijuana and weed being used, or on rare occasions describing the US Dollar or American Bucks as such.

Man I want some of that greenshit you are smokin'

Police: okay mac where have you stored the greenshit in your car?

After making a good business deal I will have plenty of that good greenshit coming my way. Caching!

Greenshit by 571T April 8, 2025