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Green Mist 

The euphoria that occurs when you've located the "perfect" job listing that will change your life and advance your earning potential. Generally dissipates as you realize that the new job is going to suck as much as the current one.
A green mist fell over Felix's face when he saw the job posting for Google's Java engineer position.
Green Mist by JabaDev October 16, 2008

misty green 

A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
A white girl that works for money misty Green

Misty lacoochee Green 

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.
Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)

GreenMithril 

A kid everyone hates but is funny so he gets to stay in the group. He is also a professional simp for Demoned aka Angelicat.
Is GreenMithril that kid who no lifes Demoned discord server?
GreenMithril by GreenMithril September 9, 2020

Greenlist 

Similar to a bucket list, this list is for cannabis enthusiasts and popular vacation places to visit in celebration of cannabis.
Add Cannabis Cup to your Greenlist
Greenlist by shademason May 26, 2016

greenistically challenged 

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.
Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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