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Green Box

Greenbox: (Gree-Ahn-Bawksz) The electrical box where smokers, art freaks, emos, band geeks, weird kids, goths, lame kids, losers, unaccepted fags, kids who shop at target and/or walmart and people who wear DC hang out, usually caught by greenbox patrol. These kids are known as "Green Box Kids"
Guy #1: Hey Foof look at the kid over there with the glow in the dark pants with twenty zippers on them.

Guy #2: That's a "Green Box" lookin' ass kid right there he looks like Sora from kingdom hearts.
by .FooF November 2, 2010
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green box

An electrical box where smokers hang out, usually to be caught by golf-cart popo.
those bitches by the green box just got arrested!

well they always be smokin and they were bound to be caught eventually.
by tyboogey September 20, 2009
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green box

An ancient contraption found inside the woman's vagina. It lies deep inside and shines a bright green glow. There is an order of instructions you must follow if you come upon a green box.

do not twist it..if you do, this is a girl's defense mechanism. Twisting the green box will result in a laser beam being shot out. Originated in the punany of Hilary Duff.
"Damn when i get wit Hilary Duff, I reach far in there and twist that green box all the way around. She screams like a baby."
by Brad, Joe, Sherry November 15, 2006
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A place to go normally in the summer time to smoke blunts, drink alcohol , and watch the seasons beer league baseball.

Green box is filled with different people everyday along with the "Green box bums" Vincent,Andy, and Debra. Many different substances and items have been lost underneath green box benches. so when your there, Watch your shit
"meet me at the "green box" we'll smoke a nice blunt.
by Beachers. December 16, 2010
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Green Box Pills

A term for drugs that's generally used for safe, over-the-counter medication.
“My back is killing me. I'm gonna need to get some Green Box Pills.”
by C L G June 29, 2020
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Green boxer

A schmoe with a cheap DSLR camera and has no idea how to use it. They put the camera in to full auto mode, represented by a green box icon on the Canon system. It is a derogatory term used when these people do weddings and completely fuck it up. Teenagers and sad housewives are the most common demographics. They are found by trying to save money and hiring a friend of a friend for insanely cheap.
Dude, your wedding photos fucking suck.

-yeah, I tried to save money so I spent $200 on some green boxer. 'Dickhead hand held a 70-300 4-5.6 inside the church. what a dick.
by unqueque July 4, 2010
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Greed Fingering A Coin Box

Often typed as WeirdVirusPorn, it is Sexual Cringe involving greed fingering a coin box, and if you google it you would have a heart attack and scream!
“I saw a video called Magical Fingers and it caused a gaper to lose their smile and their eyes because the paper that appeared in front of them was Greed fingering a coin box
by Core of the void April 6, 2021
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