Green Belt

Two fields and a tree.

"I love the Green Belt"
"Calm your tits, it's just two fields and a tree!"

by Chloe Gummidge May 15, 2012

Green Belt

The status of mastering the ability to control yourself while high.

Bro Michael must be a green belt going to work like that.

by NoahS516. July 10, 2018

Green Belt Syndrome

A disease common to junior martial artists. After very little experience they think they are the love child of Bruce Lee and Musashi and know everything there is to know about combat arts.

As the old saying goes: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Damn, that kid has read Go Rin no Sho but still has Green Belt Syndrome

by BigScottUK August 1, 2006

Green Belt Syndrome

A disease common to junior martial artists. After very little experience they think they are the love child of Bruce Lee and Musashi and know everything there is to know about combat arts.

As the old saying goes: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Damn, that kid has read Go Rin no Sho but still has Green Belt Syndrome

by BigScottUK August 1, 2006

Green Belt

A Male/Female that thinks that they can kick ass. They are also typically enrolled in Karate and kung fu; however, popular belief says that he/she is a dumb ass. Is also used in a derogatory way.

Grace- Oh, look out it's Jacob. And he is a Green belt. Wow, man!
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*

by Your_Boiii_23 October 7, 2017