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1. To find out how much a gift costs, usually online.
2. To find out how much something is (usually online), without asking the owner.
1. After I got those earrings from my boyfriend, I greedled them to see how much he spent.
2. When she told me she put her house on the market, I greedled it online to see what she was trying to get for it.
greedle by T Moose April 8, 2008
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Greedling 

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
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An entity that cats can see but humans can't. Cats are driven insane by them and must destroy them. Whenever you see a cat attack nothing with an insane fury, it's probably a greeble
Look at Mittens chase that greeble!
Greeble by ISeenAGreeble August 23, 2022
(n.) A greeder is a dog breeder. But specifically, it's a puppy mill dog breeder who only cares about profit, but the animals.

Which, of course, is no good - but it's mostly judgemental Furmoms who use the term, and they call EVERY breeder a "greeder" because they don't believe in ANY breeding. Their motto is "Adopt don't shop" and will shame anyone who wants a pure bred dog for supporting "Greeders"
That SJW called me a greeder for raising a litter of puppies
Greeder by Jacaranda March 27, 2020

GreedLing 

"Greed the Avaricious"

An extremely sexy character from the Manga series "Fullmetal Alchemist" and the Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood". A homunculus, who cannot be killed through normal means. Siblings of Lust, Envy, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. When the original Greed dies, he is reborn and put into a sexy Xingese character named Ling Yao, hereby creating a super-sexy- Homunculus. Fangirls dubbed him "GreedLing". Other such nicknames are: Greeling, LinGreed, and in the Manga,Grin.

He is the coolest, sexiest, cutest, and most Badass of all the homunculi.

Did I mention he is damn sexy?
Envy: Who's that? Over there, the sexy one.

Lust: Oh, that's Greed. Our new little brother.

Envy:Damn. Wish I were that sexy! I'm so JEALOUS.

Edward: It's GreedLing!

greeley estates 

the most awsomest post hardcore screamo bandwith the sexiest frontman ryan zimmerman

me: holy shit i got beaten up in the mosh pit for greeley estates

friend: really?!

me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises

friend: aw that sucks

me: yeah but it was worth it
greeley estates by jamieee July 24, 2006

Greedhead 

Greedhead (noun): An avaricious person; a thieving, blood-lusting, & cash-hoarding elitist who gets off on making life more difficult for more people, usually economically or politically.

Hunter Thompson used greedhead often in his writing.
From Hunter S Thompson, "Stadium living in new age":

But what is Daniel Snyder really up to? Is he as stupid as a chicken on a freeway? Is he a natural fool?

No. The Redskins owner has been called many things -- from a treacherous greedhead to a savage jackass -- but he is rarely called a fool. Snyder is a high-rolling businessman in Washington D.C., the crossroads of power and politics in a nation of dangerously frustrated warriors who love football and hunger for personal Security.
Greedhead by Painted city March 13, 2013
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