Grape Smuggler 

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

Grape Smuggler by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

grape smuggler 

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

grape smuggler by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010

grape smuggler 

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

grape smuggler by Senorvee December 31, 2007

Grape Smuggler 

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

Grape Smuggler by Beckw/ September 26, 2008

GRAPE SMUGGLER 

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

GRAPE SMUGGLER by blep bloop May 24, 2011

grape smuggler 

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

grape smuggler by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007

grape smuggler 

grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young

since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler

grape smuggler by robby vl January 13, 2007