Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'
by Waden kay October 9, 2019
Step-grandad
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!
2. Step-grandad
Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.
by Smell the roses October 1, 2016
by TimTheTiger April 24, 2021
1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks
by lauren is the coolest person ever September 24, 2007
old codgers pearly nozzle mustard (aka) curdled pentioners milk,
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'
or some times reffered to in retirement homes as 'off milk'
by James Barnsley October 27, 2007
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.
For example.
Friend: "ur granny tranny"
Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"
Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*
Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
For example.
Friend: "ur granny tranny"
Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"
Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*
Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018
Most Persons: Omg That's So Funny LOL!!
James: Hey, James Grandad Made That Word! Wait Thats My Grandad!
Most Persons: ...
James: Hey, James Grandad Made That Word! Wait Thats My Grandad!
Most Persons: ...
by JosheeJuicebox November 15, 2009