Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

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When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

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The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

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Good morning and God bless

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

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Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

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The act of eating and enjoying your breakfast while simultaneously taking a shit on the toilet.

As seen on the popular YouTube channel H3H3 Productions

Ethan what what are you doing in the bathroom?

I’m doing a Good morning and God Bless, Hila! Let me live my life!

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When you shit, drink coffe, and eat breakfast at the same time while on a toilet

Person 1: Hey I need to use the bathroom, what are you doing in there?
Person 2: Good morning and god bless!

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