Golden Monkey
A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Golden Monkey by Douche Davies January 1, 2009
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golden monkey
A drink invented by a bartender called Monkey at a place called the Swiss in Tacoma. Exact recipe is unknown but ingredients include smashed lemons, Malibu rum, 151, Pineapple juice..
Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry.
Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry.
golden monkey by ILTGM February 3, 2010
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey
The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.
Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021
shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree
"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"
shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013
GoldenMonkey526
A fucking tryhard that you will mostly find sweating on bo2 capture the flag and other modes. This man is scary and is in the MEX clan you can find him playing other games as well sweating.
GoldenMonkey526 by Hit_ July 11, 2019
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