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Golden Couch

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.
by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019
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Get Off Your Golden Couch

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
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Coach Golden

He has a good since of hummer and he is a great and and a great Christian and he if gets mad at the team he gets mad
Coach Golden has coached football for a long time
by Trainer Riebel September 19, 2021
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