Goalhanging

The dangerous attempt of balancing on a crossbar of a football goalpost while naked, with a short rope attatched to his penis while the other end of the rope is fastened securely around the crossbar. A footballer will then attempt to remove the daring man on the crossbar by kicking footballs at him until the unfortunate loses balance and is left goalhanging.
Jim: Why u keep scratchin your balls Jules?
Jules: I got serious rope burns from being left goalhanging until the groundsman cut me down
by wanker jord January 18, 2008
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goalhanger

Someone who only looks for a tap-in and shows no heart and ain’t really about the life.
Jonno ain’t no goalhanger he been on the track banging music from day
by BACathletes April 15, 2021
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