gnare

in a sticky situation, or in trouble, or things are not going your way just say oh gnare. It means basically anything you want it too mean.

1. Daughter: oops mom i just broke your very expensive vase

Mom: oh gnare!

2. Mom: Did you do your homework?

Daughter: Gnare mom! ill do it later!

3. Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Student: Oh Gnare ill do it tomorrow

gnare by gnareing it up April 7, 2011

Japanese Gnar 

When something (most often Japanese Media) is so messed up and/or disturbing that you can say with confidence that "only a Japanese person could think of something that gnarly"

The Anime, School Days, (and especially its ending) is the epitome of Japanese Gnar.

Otaku 1: This anime is crazy! This chick had a miscarriage and went insane! She ate the dead fetus and merges conciousnesses with it and then she starts murdering a class full of elementary school students because she is jealous that other parents children actually survived! It's great! In the end an 8 year old kid cut open her stomach and removed the fetus, which then became a massive blob of evil that devoured the mother, and then corrupts the 8 year old kid, driving them insane.
Otaku 2: dude... that is some next level Japanese Gnar shit. You're making it sound like a masterpiece, it's just a bunch of sick perverted trash.

Japanese Gnar by Ravenous Rena November 19, 2017

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

gnared by cgp24 September 21, 2009

Garey Snider 

A musical legend,Producer,Drummer,Composer.Also Known as GSpider.

Garey Snider,GSpider,Drummer,Producer,composer,Scarling,The Cure

Garey Snider by jojojox October 30, 2008

Gareth Bridges 

The Gareth Bridges are a series of bridges built in the South of Australia, used in a blessing ceremony for young lovers. It is customary to carry asian mail order brides to their awaiting husbands across the Gareth Bridges as they are situated adjacent to the airport. It is said that Kylie Minogue once walked over the Gareth Bridges before meeting Jason Donovan. The Gareth Bridges were closed in 2007 because of the dynamic loading of the 6th bridge caused a minor collapse. Some have called for an age limit, as encounters on the Gareth Bridges can be dangerous and scary.

Antoni: I just bought a new wife for $300
Colin: I'd take her across the Gareth Bridges, that'll tell you if she is quality.

Gareth Bridges by Big Bear & Papa Smurf September 30, 2009

Glare Ice

Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.

"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"

Glare Ice by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

Gare Bash

The opposite of Bare Gash. Meaning either:
-Very few females
-Very ugly females

Mike: "Have you seen my new bird?"
Max: "Yeah she's Gare Bash"
Mike: "Your mum's Gare Bash"
Max: "Your mum gets Gare Bash"

Gare Bash by suckedoffonaferry March 21, 2010