Glouch

A word that can mean anything you may want. just make something up.

person 1: Dude You suck.
person 2: Why do you need to be so glouch?
person 1: Cause you glouched that test.

by A-Kwad December 06, 2008

Glouche

A person who transcends being merely glib, or merely a douche and becomes both things.

When he disagreed with you, James often became an unbearable glouche.

by mszprejda September 02, 2008

a glouche

Almost common knowledge; a fact that (almost) everyone knows, but somebody still always has to mention it in a conversation.

Nassim told his friends that leaving a fridge open in a closed room would heat up a room instead of cooling it down. His friends reacted: "everyone knows that, that's a glouche." Axel was perplexed and couldn't believe it.

by vrwmpe August 07, 2019

Glouch

A glitch, only worse.

I lost the match because my connection wasn't glitching, it was glouching.

by Paraaramid March 09, 2021