glerm

A term used to refer to a friend or group of friends, similar to the words buddy, pal, or dude.

It was created jokingly in a Disney Channel advertisement and then adopted by The Owl House fans.

Sup glerms? Wanna hang out?

by Tea Raven October 1, 2020

Glerm

verb plural; glerms, past tense; glermed

1. When one inserts a de-shelled hard-boiled egg into another's mouth via their own mouth.

Alyssa's stomach became uneasy when Matt glermed in her mouth.

by flacidslobberknocker June 14, 2013

Glerm

To hold an object up straight.

The associate teachers looked on in dismay as Tom held up his pen at an angles and said this is not glerm. He then held the pen up straight and said this is glerm, a murmur of recognition rippled through the crowd.

by TBDA37 April 1, 2024

germ circle

The group of people with whom you do not practice social distancing.

Kissing and hugging is strictly reserved for my germ circle.

by BikesBeerBob March 21, 2020

german science

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

by Horricule April 14, 2017

Swamp German

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

by the gerophile December 14, 2009

Do a Germany!

When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.

Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!

by Bill Doordoor June 28, 2018