When you tear ass or fart into someones mouth while they are sleeping. A full glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, and fart into it. A full stealth glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, fart into it, and they don't wake up.
Dude your breath smells like you got a glecto last night. Hey phil, russ passed out early... lets give him a glecto!
by GT215-TeachinNiggas January 26, 2009
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Wow, I'm not gonna sleep with her again unless she showers first, there was some serious Gletob last time!
by Kenosha Kid February 7, 2010
Get the Gletob mug.Northern Ireland true Premier Football Club founded 1882.
Hailing from the East side of Belfast they draw support from all over Northern Ireland (and beyond) and from both sides of the sectarian divide.
Famous for playing attractive football and great craic at games at the home ground (The Oval)
Famous players include Danny Blanchflower, Peter Docherty, Billy Bingham and current Premiership player Glen Little.
Their biggest rivals are Lifield F.C. who play their home games at Windsewer or Whinger Park. Well known for being Glasgow Rangers wannabees and hating anyone who isn't white, Protestant and a Linfield fan.
Hailing from the East side of Belfast they draw support from all over Northern Ireland (and beyond) and from both sides of the sectarian divide.
Famous for playing attractive football and great craic at games at the home ground (The Oval)
Famous players include Danny Blanchflower, Peter Docherty, Billy Bingham and current Premiership player Glen Little.
Their biggest rivals are Lifield F.C. who play their home games at Windsewer or Whinger Park. Well known for being Glasgow Rangers wannabees and hating anyone who isn't white, Protestant and a Linfield fan.
by Glen Toran September 18, 2006
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Get the glentorum mug.'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.
Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.
by Fosterino January 27, 2013
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by ubtiger April 27, 2007
Get the wii-glected mug.1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.
2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.
3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.
Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects
2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.
3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.
Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects
"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."
"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"
"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."
"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"
"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."
by YODA November 22, 2004
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