Glecto 

When you tear ass or fart into someones mouth while they are sleeping. A full glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, and fart into it. A full stealth glecto is when you press your ass against their open mouth, fart into it, and they don't wake up.

Dude your breath smells like you got a glecto last night. Hey phil, russ passed out early... lets give him a glecto!

Glecto by GT215-TeachinNiggas January 26, 2009

Gletob 

Gletob is an abstract noun. It is the experience of smelling poop when having intercouse with a woman doggy-style.

Wow, I'm not gonna sleep with her again unless she showers first, there was some serious Gletob last time!

Gletob by Kenosha Kid February 7, 2010

glentoran 

Northern Ireland true Premier Football Club founded 1882.

Hailing from the East side of Belfast they draw support from all over Northern Ireland (and beyond) and from both sides of the sectarian divide.

Famous for playing attractive football and great craic at games at the home ground (The Oval)

Famous players include Danny Blanchflower, Peter Docherty, Billy Bingham and current Premiership player Glen Little.

Their biggest rivals are Lifield F.C. who play their home games at Windsewer or Whinger Park. Well known for being Glasgow Rangers wannabees and hating anyone who isn't white, Protestant and a Linfield fan.

Favourite saying among glentoran fans include

Fuk the Blues

Mon the Glens

Cheer up David Jeffery

glentoran by Glen Toran September 18, 2006

glentorum 

a frothy half oil/half coolant mess

Jack checked the engine oil cap this morning and it's coated in glentorum.

glentorum by Shrapnail September 14, 2012

Glecoffing 

'Glecoffing' refers to the act of sadly masturbating, using your own tears as lubricant, when you couldn't pick up a girl.

Alex: (to his buddy) I thought I was good to go with Sandra, but I ended up Glecoffing all night instead.

Glecoffing by Fosterino January 27, 2013

wii-glected 

state estranged children feel when parents decide to "test" their child's new birthday present for prolonged periods of time.

"Mommy, I'm hungry. I'm feeling wii-glected. We haven't eaten for hours."

wii-glected by ubtiger April 27, 2007

e-glect 

1. Noun: When an individual fails to respond to e-mail messages in a timely manner, thus "e-glecting" his/her friends.

2. Noun: To blatantly ignore others, specifically friends, family or significant others, who have emailed you and are expecting a response.

3. Noun: To pay little or no attention to emails; fail to heed emailed requests; disregard important electronic messages.

Tr. Verb: e-glected, e-glecting, e-glects

"Jim totally e-glected his family over the Christmas holidays."

"I feel totally e-glected by my friends back in Canada"

"Paul e-glects his girlfriend."

e-glect by YODA November 22, 2004