glawn 

A word used to describe one or more individuals who are extremely homosexual, unintelligent AND agressively rude. Not used as a derogatory comment on gays, but more as a description on a negative type of homosexual.

"Let's get outta here. The people at this club are totally glawn."

"I have no idea why my co-worker has to act so glawn all the time."

"Shawn is so stupid and rude...and judging by the smell of semen on his breath, he's really glawn."

glawn by Harry Pudding February 13, 2006

Glanket 

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

hand to gland combat by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

glarn 

An undesired part of the animal that makes it into your meat while you are eating it, such as veins, bone, cartilage, fat, etc. Something that might be hard to chew, or that you don't want to swallow, but you don't necessarily want to spit out out to see what it is.

Carol: I was eating the ham and I found a glarn.

Lisa: That's why I went with the turkey.

glarn by otteroftheworld June 23, 2014

glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.

"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."

glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019

glangly 

Glangly can be spelled two ways Glangly or for a more theatrical use gLangly which emphasizes the gibberish tone of the word. The word is extraordinary because it is open to interpretation and can be used whenever or wherever (via shakira). It is a chameleon of a word. It's easily adaptable. or it can be used to get out of circumstances, nobody would want their ass in.

Commonly used when asked for input, but you are indifferent or apathetic. Instead of caring, you glangly.

devonte: im so bored... and i hate the weather
nefisa: glangly

brittany: what the heelll does that mean?? :$
nefisa: glangly.

nefisa: my dog just died
devonte:...glangly.

Nefisa: Yo, dev, I'm pregnant with your baby
Devonte:....GLANGLY.

nefisa:.....I am your father
Devonte: gLangly :o

glangly by devonte/nefisa (rare) May 7, 2011

Proud Papa Glance 

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

Proud Papa Glance by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011