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is short for 'glatzkopf' - the German word to describe somebody as bald. Used by English-speakers so as to codify someone's baldness with a view to discussing it openly in front of them. See 'beglatzed'.
Jeff: "Have you seen Cody's bald head? What a loser."
Brian: "Oh, hey Cody!"
Cody: "Hi guys."
Brian: "You're right Jeff - a definite glatz."

"Sheila splashed her wetness right across Barry's glatz"

Gay Steve was dying to spaff all over Bald Tony's glatz.
glatz by Ian Gee August 30, 2008
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Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.
The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014
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glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015
Bro you glazin
Glazin by Slamma May 3, 2022

Stop Glazing 

Stop glazing is close to the term "Dick Eating", It can be used if you are arguing with someone then another person come into the argument or agree with someone or whatever the case may be, It can also be used as if you got something that someone wants and they'll basically just glaze you, they'll try to get on your good side or keep complimenting you continuously or whatever the case may be.
steve, john & adam.

(Steve) : "Yo john i told you to stop touching my clothes right?" (Adam) : "Not going to lie john he did say that" (john) : "Yo adam stop glazing."

Steve & jay

(Steve) : "Yo jay i really like your shoes and your hat," "Yo jay i really like that shirt." (Steve) : "Ngl jay you kinda glazing me right now."
Stop Glazing by DonThaHuncho September 2, 2022
When you are meatriding someone or sucking up to them.
Kid (To Lebron) : "Hi Lebron oh my god I love you, you are the goat and I love you so much"
Random Spectator : "The glazing is insane"
glazing by tdizzley January 12, 2023