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is short for 'glatzkopf' - the German word to describe somebody as bald. Used by English-speakers so as to codify someone's baldness with a view to discussing it openly in front of them. See 'beglatzed'.
Jeff: "Have you seen Cody's bald head? What a loser."
Brian: "Oh, hey Cody!"
Cody: "Hi guys."
Brian: "You're right Jeff - a definite glatz."

"Sheila splashed her wetness right across Barry's glatz"

Gay Steve was dying to spaff all over Bald Tony's glatz.
glatz by Ian Gee August 30, 2008
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Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.
The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014
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get off my dick u Glazer
Glazer by numbaninejeans May 30, 2022

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015
Bro you glazin
Glazin by Slamma May 3, 2022

Stop Glazing 

Stop glazing is close to the term "Dick Eating", It can be used if you are arguing with someone then another person come into the argument or agree with someone or whatever the case may be, It can also be used as if you got something that someone wants and they'll basically just glaze you, they'll try to get on your good side or keep complimenting you continuously or whatever the case may be.
steve, john & adam.

(Steve) : "Yo john i told you to stop touching my clothes right?" (Adam) : "Not going to lie john he did say that" (john) : "Yo adam stop glazing."

Steve & jay

(Steve) : "Yo jay i really like your shoes and your hat," "Yo jay i really like that shirt." (Steve) : "Ngl jay you kinda glazing me right now."
Stop Glazing by DonThaHuncho September 2, 2022
When you are meatriding someone or sucking up to them.
Kid (To Lebron) : "Hi Lebron oh my god I love you, you are the goat and I love you so much"
Random Spectator : "The glazing is insane"
glazing by tdizzley January 12, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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