glarph

Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"

Person one: "Glarph"
Person two: "Glarph"

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016