by jaybs May 7, 2018
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee March 23, 2016
Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
by chiet December 11, 2013
Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.
by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013
A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)
by Fornicras November 25, 2013
by Oceeandude April 28, 2022
To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.
Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"
by Jumpingrat July 2, 2006