John: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. My last confession was seven days ago. I've been having thoughts of a gimpure nature.
Padre: Is it that fantasy about chicks in wheelchairs again?
John: Yes...
Padre: Hawt.
Padre: Is it that fantasy about chicks in wheelchairs again?
John: Yes...
Padre: Hawt.
by mothballeye November 24, 2009