Gigaphigamus

A narcissistic son of a bitch that is also a great friend and will always be by your side. They also hate your fucking guts and will do anything for you. Never hate a Gigaphigamus, they may just save your life...or leave you for dead alone in the desert.

Nolan: You fucking idiot!
Alex: What? Just maintaining my reputation as a gigaphigamus.
Nolan: No, you're maintaining your reputation as a fucking moron.

Awkward silence