Ghost balls

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when your balls are removed or gone..and you feel like they are there but they are not..you try to touch and they are no where in sight...also known as phantom testicles .

dude!! i just got ghost balls again!!
damnnn

Ghost balls by Ghostballsdoctor May 24, 2022

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ghost balls

Ghost balls occur when a male undergoes a sex-change surgery and thereafter tries to scratch or paw the balls that are no longer there.

Rick: Damn dude! What the fuck is Donette doing?
Donald: Holy fuck! I think she is pawing her fucking ghost balls again!
Rick: I just threw up in my mouth.

ghost balls by NinjaSac July 10, 2009

Related Words

Ghost Ball • ghost • ghost buster • ghost rider • ghost ride • ghost shit • ghost busting • ghost job • ghost poop • ghost town

Ghost Ball

To engage in sexual intercourse with one who is unconscious and then ejaculating on their face. Complete unconsciousness is be achieved through deep sleep from over exhaustion, drunkeness, or through the consumption of a roofie.
Once the 'ghost balled' person wakes up, they have no idea what the substance is on their face, nor who did it.

Tim to John: "I ghost balled your mom last night"

Ghost Ball by Basheera September 17, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026