Skip to main content
Gross From Up Close - Occurs when an lithesome female is spotted from a distance. When viewed at a closer proximity, it is clear that she is repulsive apart from an attractive figure (ie long legs, curvaceous body).
Viewed from afar, she was a beautiful creature. Upon closer inspection it was discovered that she was "gross from up close".
gfuc by arnab August 24, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
GFUC is an acronym for Good Far, Ugly Close.

This pertains to a situation where a person seemingly looks attractive from a far distance, from either the front or the back, but in reality, up close, the person is not attractive.
Person 1 to Person 2: "Hey yo, look at that fine ass girl over there!"

-girl walks by-

Person 1: Never mind yo, she's a GFUC.
GFUC by TheReallyBigBang September 26, 2011
Related Words
(v.) The act of electronic fornication with another person using Google's g-chat function. Often referred to as cybersex but with a more personal feel to it because one must know the consenting party's gmail account name. It's not as slutty as picking up a random piece of electronic ass in a chat room.
-"Dude, I haven't been laid since Suzy left to help feed the hungry in Darfur. I'm going crazy."
-"You might just have to settle for a gfuck soon bro."
gfuck by FoxyManStud February 4, 2009

gfuckin5 

Jordan glaze the originator of this term

Inspiration of this term was founded by j5 aka “ jfuckin5”

The g can be a backup for j or can be used as a substitute for word glitcher
Gfuckin5
gfuckin5 by Difaf November 20, 2023

gfuckin5 

Term originated by Jordan Glaze

Inspiration founded by j5 as known as “jfuckin5”

The g in this term can be used as a substitute for j or it can be used as a short term for glitcher
(having many methods for certain predicaments)
gfuckin5
gfuckin5 by Difaf November 20, 2023

gfuckin5 

Term originated by Jordan Glaze

Inspiration founded by j5 as known as “jfuckin5”

The g in this term can be used as a substitute for j or it can be used as a short term for glitcher
(having many methods for certain predicaments)
gfuckin5
gfuckin5 by Difaf November 20, 2023

gfuckin5 

Term originated by Jordan Glaze
Inspiration founded by j5 as known as "jfuckin5"
The g in this term can be used as a substitute for j or it can be used as a short term for glitcher (having many methods for certain predicaments)
gfuckin5
gfuckin5 by Difaf November 20, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more