expain 

1st Definition:
to justify; to free from all culpability regarding a previous accusation.
2nd Definition:
to defend against a perceived future accusation.

The 1st Definition and 2nd Definition differ in that the 2nd Definition sets up a preemptive defense against what the defender thinks the next accusation may be.

The jury judged the accused expained in his actions.

The child was accused of having not done his English homework, to which he replied he had, and quickly added that he had also done his History homework.

expain by Professor Mcalister February 16, 2017

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot 

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!

Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot by illgamer97 March 31, 2013

i can explain 

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.

A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."

i can explain by JT the man January 11, 2008

expand dong 

To obtain/achieve an erection.

"Wow, that's so sexy I'm about to expand dong!"

expand dong by SwagLowMuffins June 8, 2014

I'll Explain Later 

Everytime a plothole is found in the script of the long-running series Dr. Who, the Doctors line reads 'I'll explain later'. Not by a lack of inmagination, but of time conflicts/paradoxes in the Dr. Who universe.

This line is hugely made fun of in the 'Comic relief' parody starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Grant.

Doctor: Let's go...
Rose: How come the Daleks are still alive?
Doctor: hazitates I'll explain later...

I'll Explain Later by casdebom June 2, 2010

ExpansionAttemptiosis 

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.

WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.

ExpansionAttemptiosis by political retailer January 30, 2017

Octo Expansion 

The DLC to Splatoon 2. Might as well define literal hell.

"Hey I got Octo Expansion."
"You let the 8 Ball Fall - Test Failed."

Octo Expansion by Woomynator May 30, 2019