Geiger Counter

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.

I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.

by EROYAL December 29, 2011

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023