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gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.
Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.
gay points by JP408 July 1, 2007
the "gay point'' is the action of making fun of someone while pointing and laughing at the same time. the point is usually in the form of a literal HAND gun.
"HAHA gay point point point'!!"
gay point by canuck455 March 24, 2009

Pointy gay 

A gay guy overly obsessed with appearance, usually in pointy shoes. Overly obsessed with putting down others due to a radical lack of self esteem. Pointy nose is optional.
O dear, he's totally judging the room...what a pointy gay
Pointy gay by HourlyAbyss5 July 19, 2014

Gay to the point 

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)
Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-
Gay to the point by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020

gay to the point 

Immediately to the point. A gay way to say straight to the point.
Time is short so I'll get gay to the point (= explain the matter immediately).
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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