gawp 

v. to stand stock-still staring vacantly at someone, as though looking through their eyes and out of the back of their head at something several miles behind them, preferably with mouth slightly open and with dribble seeping out of corners or (for greatest effect) middle of mouth.

My friend went right up close to one of those still-standing street-performers and just gawped until they made the first move.

gawp by igor July 20, 2003

Gawper 

Female genitalia.

"Did you see the gawper?" and, "Did she flash her gawper at you?"

Gawper by rkflr August 10, 2012

Gawping

Posing uninvitingly to ward off others, or as a sign of derision.

Gawping. not cokin. get funky pants.
Looking good, hanging with the wild hos.
Looking good in a goatse stance.
Looking good when it comes to the pose

Gawping by dognoze December 20, 2007

gawping

The sound that is made from a woman's gloppage

Joel;dude can you hear Sarah gawping

Ryan; its hard not to she must have some mad gloppage

gawping by Joel the vlasheer November 27, 2011

GAWPIE

a person from the North of England who comes to London and , having never seen tall buildings, streetlights and such before, stands and GAWPS (staring with the mouth open). He may also exclaim "Eeeh!" and suchlike.

"ere Bert look at them Gawpies gaping at the tower blocks"

The Houses of Parliament were surrounded by crowds of GAWPIES on a coach trip.

GAWPIE by Dud Fivers December 6, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008