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Gary Neville moustache 

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.
Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

Gary Nevilled

-- How many drinks have you had tonight?
-- Way too many mate, i'm completely Gary Nevilled right now.

-- Its new years eve!
-- Lets get GARY NEVILLED!!!!
Gary Nevilled by AJWRIGHT10 April 2, 2011