A gamer brah is someone who plays exactly two types of video games: completely
brain-
dead shooters, and games with tons of
tits. They almost always suck at both, but insist that their problems are not due to their terrible gaming skills, but are instead only because of the "
fucking newbfags" they are playing with. They feed more kills than the rest of the team combined, and then tend to yell into the mic or post in all caps in chat, just to let everyone know that they'
re actually super good at games and it's the team's fault for losing. They also frequently post
long rants online about all the successful
people who are supposably ruining gaming, even though they're almost as fake as gamer girls.
Gamer brahs almost never have girlfriends. Most of the time, they got into gaming super late, and only because people online were saying it was cool.
If you ever hear someone online whining about how the MOBA champs
don't have enough cleavage, or bitching about not being able to no scope in TF2, chances are that they're a gamer brah.
"Man, we had
shitty-ass jungler that last game: 0-15-2, and he wouldn't shut up in all
chat."
"What an ass. Probably only plays the game for the girl champs."
"
Fucking gamer brahs."
