Funectomy

When all of the fun has been taken from life.

After my breakup with Peanut and losing my dearest turtle, Fenwick, I felt like a cosmic surgeon just given my life a funectomy.

by Shamaniac July 31, 2018

Fun-ectomy

Where the fun has been removed from your body .. you no longer are able to produce fun.
can be reversed .... with lots of time and effort.

ex: Eric has had a fun-ectomy and is getting it reversed by hanging out with Emily

by Girl in the Orange Shirt May 22, 2009

Frectomy

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy

A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy

by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019

Feectomy

In the sales world, when your fee quickly gets diminished from X to X-50+%. Damn.

So then I realized my client was related to the other party, and since I had no leverage in negotiating this deal the landlord gave me a feectomy and reduced my fee by HALF!!

by Jerry Matson April 21, 2008

frenectomy

surgical removal of the frenum, a membrane that lies just under the tongue and that restricts its movement, giving rise to speaking problems.

After frenectomy, the boy could speak distinctly.

by uttam maharjan January 15, 2011

fisectomy

The removal of something/someone in your life you really hate

p1: I hear that Pete really irritated you last night
p2: yes but it is ok as I have had a fisectomy so I never have to see him again. Which is good.

by Satchman78 October 13, 2009

what-the-fuctomy

A surgical procedure that removes from you whatever makes people go wtf.

Cajun: insert rediculously stupid something
Person: WTF
Person2: WTF
Person3: wtf
Person4: cajun needs a what-the-fuctomy

by freon January 26, 2004