functionale

An alternative noun form of the word "function," often emerging in drunken conversations.

Dude, I don't think that's the proper functionale of that broom stick.

by Matt Dubbya November 7, 2008

Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 11, 2009

hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 7, 2016

Function

A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property

"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"

by DictatorofDiction April 11, 2023

Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Functionable

If the shit really works

Is that 118 year old woman even functionable?

by JoshKontos June 18, 2021