fuhk
fuhk by Z O M B I E May 17, 2004
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Fuhk
To take a young lady on a nice date, maybe to Olive Garden or Red Lobster. Chili's is acceptable if running low on cash. Panda Express does not count as a place to go on a first date. Also may be combined with a movie and ice cream.
Fuhk can never be confused with fuck. They are 2 completely different things.
Fuhk can never be confused with fuck. They are 2 completely different things.
Male #1: Dude, I totally wanna fuhk michelle.
Male #2: Yeah, I did last week, she never thanked me...
Male #1: huh? I meant I wanna get in her pants.
Male #2: Oh, thats called Fuck...stupid piece of shit.
Male #2: Yeah, I did last week, she never thanked me...
Male #1: huh? I meant I wanna get in her pants.
Male #2: Oh, thats called Fuck...stupid piece of shit.
Fuhk by real life thesaurus December 6, 2011
Related Words
fuhk • fuhkahtshyd • fuhkalatogan • Fuhket • fuhkidding • Fuhkkyu • whomst the fuhk • lookin-muha-fuhka • mu-ah fuhkah • Du M. Mas Fuhk
Fuhk
Fuhk by NinjaGnomie May 20, 2011
whomst the fuhk
“Whomst the fuhk are you?”
Teacher:*reads names* Whomst the fuhk?
Ryan:it’s spelled ‘Whomst the fuhk’ but pronounced George Ryan Ross III
Teacher:*reads names* Whomst the fuhk?
Ryan:it’s spelled ‘Whomst the fuhk’ but pronounced George Ryan Ross III
whomst the fuhk by XXXboooiiXXX November 30, 2017
Du M. Mas Fuhk
The full name of a vietnamese soldier who was the lowest rank in his camp. He would always finish last in the trainings and such.
Du M. Mas Fuhk by Twinkie_Cat April 23, 2020
Fuhket
When you use curse words so much, particularly the phrase "fuck it," and you want to cut down on saying it. Instead, you use it as one word pronounced "fuhh-ket" instead of fuck it. That way you don't feel as bad saying the word "fuck." Get it? If you don't, well then fuhket, I tried.
Person #1: "Oh shit, I think I drank one too many beers."
Person #2: "What do you mean?! There's no such thing!"
Person #1: "Fuhket you're right, pour me a shot!!"
OR
"Damn I'm on Twitter jail, fuhket I'll get on Instagram."
OR
Person #1: "That female is a baddie."
Person #2: That's not a female, that's a tranny!
Person #1: Fuhket, she's a baddie tranny then.
OR
To tell you the truth i'm suppose to be writing an essay at the moment, but instead i'm here informing you guys about this super cool word. FUHKETTTT THUG LIFE
Person #2: "What do you mean?! There's no such thing!"
Person #1: "Fuhket you're right, pour me a shot!!"
OR
"Damn I'm on Twitter jail, fuhket I'll get on Instagram."
OR
Person #1: "That female is a baddie."
Person #2: That's not a female, that's a tranny!
Person #1: Fuhket, she's a baddie tranny then.
OR
To tell you the truth i'm suppose to be writing an essay at the moment, but instead i'm here informing you guys about this super cool word. FUHKETTTT THUG LIFE
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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