FUDGEHORN

Farting while bare-assed. Especially if doing so point blanc onto someone's head.

Anne wants me to fudgehorn her if she oversleeps.

by spumilicious November 30, 2004

FudgeHorn

A FudgeHorn is also a wet or chunky sounding flatulence, the sound of which would indicate the presence of solids or liquids, or may inspire suspicions of disease.

Following a truly wet and greasy sounding expulsion of anal gas and debris Timothy Exclaimed, "FudgeHorn!"

See also "...and so the universe began."

by Dry_Rubber_Chicken July 21, 2010