Fucking Couche 

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.

'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'

Fucking Couche by michallat November 8, 2011

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Fucking the Couch 

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch

"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"

Fucking the Couch by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

Fucking up my couch 

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

Fucking up my couch by Babs49 January 29, 2009

couch fuckin 

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum

Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin

couch fuckin by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010