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get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

Fucking the Couch 

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch
"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"
Fucking the Couch by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

Fucking up my couch 

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.
Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.
Fucking up my couch by Babs49 January 29, 2009

couch fuckin 

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026