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A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.
Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...
A fucking egg by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

fucking eggs on toast 

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.
fucking eggs on toast by BanterChat September 26, 2017

steal her fucking eggs 

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

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Fat fuckin eggroll 

A person who is a little overweight but most importantly is being a cunt
You suck
Fuck you you fat fuckin eggroll

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude 

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."