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Turd Furgeson 

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.
"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."
Turd Furgeson by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Fugensnot 

A swear word used in Sims 2 when the sims are mad or upset. Can be used by non-sims also.
Awww, fugensnot!
What the fugensnot?
Fugensnot by Greenteabook December 30, 2011

Turd Furgeson 

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.
Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?
Turd Furgeson by HumBabe March 6, 2005

nightly furgeson 

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker
Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!
nightly furgeson by Gildwulf December 11, 2008

Turd Furgeson 

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.
similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"
Turd Furgeson by Mike Wilkinson August 15, 2007

Turd Furgeson 

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy
JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"
Turd Furgeson by Meng September 4, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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