by M.C. Shithead April 23, 2005
the french were pwned by the germans in WWI and WWII.
-note that in WWII, the germans and allies(Americans, Canadians, British) were fighting for control of FRANCE.
-note that in WWII, the germans and allies(Americans, Canadians, British) were fighting for control of FRANCE.
by parker talbert January 9, 2005
a poorly lead army. bad leadership,morale and lack of arms and the fact they are french led to thier loss in both world wars. alot of funny jokes are many about them like "a french tank (which are usally renaults which = shit) has 7 gears 1 forward 6 reverse, or "hes about as a reliable as a french torpedo bomber" after WW2 they made nukes to look big today they still are ones of the least reliable armies.
aussie solider(in trench): oi mate whos covering us??
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander
his mate: french army....
damn were gone get the blokes to cover us those frenchies got no hope in hell
or.....
damn boy u go more backward then a frech tank commander
by 208acu April 1, 2008
"How many French soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ten. Ten French soldiers to surrender to the lightbulb one American to come in and do it for them."
Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.
A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
Hear about the new French army tanks? Two gears: Stop and reverse.
A French captain got the honor of talking to a British captain and asked "why do you wear red coats?" The British captain responded "It's to raise morale by keeping our men from seeing us bleed." The French captain says "What a novel idea. From now on, all French captains will wear yellow pants!"
by Trekker 42 November 22, 2009
The Army of France. The army has experenced The American Revolution,The French Revolution, the war of 1812, The Crimean War, the Franco-Prussian war, World War I, World war II, Operation Desert Storm, operation induring freedom, and Operation Iraqi Freedom
During World war I the French Army was underdisiplined and it lead to mutinies and desertions
During World war I the French Army was underdisiplined and it lead to mutinies and desertions
During World War I the French deserted, and mutinied against their commanding officers.
The French Army had zouvaes from Algeria, and troops from overseas.
Also the french changed uniforms druing World War I from the blue trench coat and blazer and red dress pants to all blue uniform. Their service caps looks like baseball caps
The French Army had zouvaes from Algeria, and troops from overseas.
Also the french changed uniforms druing World War I from the blue trench coat and blazer and red dress pants to all blue uniform. Their service caps looks like baseball caps
by Le Mans July 2, 2005
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