freestyle walking

Jumping and/or stalling on, off of, over, or gapping obstacles while performing tricks or grabs. These tricks often come from skateboarding or inline skating. It is not to be confused with freerunning or parkour because those involve jumping over very large obstacles, while freestyle walking you trick over objects that you would on a skateboard.

kid: i pulled a gnarly 360 indy over a 10 stair set in a freestyle walking session today

freestyle walking by freestyle21 January 6, 2009

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freestyle walking

A sport similar to skateboarding and acrobatics in concept, yet is totally unique. Requires agility and quick thinking. Basically, jumping from/up to great heights, quickly navigating cluttered obstacles, or otherwise showing great physical dexterity on foot.

"My friend totally busted his leg freestyle walking. He was making a gap between two hedges and a powerbox. Man, we lost power for an entire DAY."

freestyle walking by krizzle April 6, 2005

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freestyle walking

A "creative" term for tripping and falling on yo face.

naw man. me!?? fall? no way! i was just doing some freestyle walking.

freestyle walking by goldfishbutt August 10, 2007

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free style walking

when walking you begin to jump off of things doing spins or flips if managable.
walking with hands or just dancing while walking. just make that walk intersting and your own style.

look at that guy, he's a hardcore free style walker. i wish i ould do some free style walking.

free style walking by chunkography January 6, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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